If USA were Nigeria, current papers Headlines would read:
· Don't celebrate yet, McCain tells Obama (TELL magazine)
· Concede defeat, Obama urges McCain (Punch newspaper)
· 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)
· McCain Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard newspaper)
· Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper)
· No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)
· The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)
· There will be violence if we lose; McCain declares (LTV 8 news)
· Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels news)
· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune newspaper)
· McCain is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT news)
· I will not accept results, McCain tells Obama (STV news)
· We are yet to release final official results - IWU (Daily Champion)
· Niger Deltans vow to make the Nation ungovernable for Obama, unless... (RSTV)
· McCain heads to the Courts (Daily Independence)
· 25 die celebrating Victory in Kano (City People)
· Militants kidnap Obama’s grandmother, demand Oil Blocks as ransom (PM News)
· Dispute over Obama’s father (Prime People)
· Could this be Obama’s real father? 70 year old man in Umuahia provides DNA evidence (City People)
· McCain submits list of Ministers to Obama (The Punch)
· I predicted Obama’s victory ten years ago!! (Prophet….)
· Afenifere/Ohaneze pay courtesy visits to Obama (Daily Sketch)
· 1000 Republicans declare for the Democratic Party (Tribune)
· Ralph Nader threatens’popular uprising’ if he is not declared Winner (Daily Trust)
* President Bush: I will not hand over unless... (The Guardian)
* Clerics ask Obama to rule with the Fear of God (Today Newspaper)
Reality on Election Day - No turn-out at polling station,
* 13 million votes, election FREE AND FARE (government house Press)
2 comments:
Funny!!!!
Unfortunately true anyway.
Are Nigerians really this difficult?
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